51+ Best Money Jokes to Brighten Your Day

For this story, I thought I would scour the internet for some of the best money jokes I could find.

I hope you have as much fun reading these financial jokes, quotes, and one-liners as I did in putting them together!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

James Holt McGavran

Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.

H.L. Mencken

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Ambrose Bierce

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Mae West

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.

Billy Crystal

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